英文MEAN GIRLS辣妹过招(上)

CAST演员表

①天上掉下个女组

Cadyvoiceover: 女主画外音，兼顾旁白之职。

②校园女王蜂mean girl组

Regina: 传闻中的mean girl; 让人又爱又恨的校园女王。

③女主本组

Cady: 传闻中的转校生; 父母都是学者; 本是在秩序与规训之外的非洲草原上自由长大的自然女孩，不久前因为母亲工作调动而回到美国开始上高中; 最喜欢的学科是数学; 正在因为美高drama的各种潜规则困惑不解中; crush on Aaron.

Karen: 女王蜂的跟班2号，笨蛋美人是也

Mrs.Wedell:没惹任何人的路人之母

④诡秘组

Janis: 特立独行的烟熏妆拽姐，是对初来乍到的Cady第一个伸出援手的人; 美高副本里的负责发布任务的经典npc; 不知为何对Regina有很深的敌意; 哼哈二将之哼。

Mrs.George: 校园太后蜂(划掉)，Regina之母。

⑤闺蜜组

Gretchen:女王蜂的跟班1号，八卦概念神是也; 知道校园里所有的八卦; 以及你那个瞎了眼的富二代恋爱脑闺蜜。

Ms.Norbury: 爱讲冷场笑话的数学老师，想把女主招揽进数学竞赛队。

⑥男角大礼包

Damian: 总被吐槽太gay的直男闺蜜，哼哈二将之哈。

Aaron: 数学不好的帅气学长; 与其说是校园男神，不如说是校园女王蜂用来装点王冠的一颗漂亮的石头，是彰显她们popular的证明。她们喜欢他，与喜欢一只粉色的彩虹小马没什么两样。

Mr.Duvall：男校长，暗恋数学老师。

Jason: 你那个顶级恋爱脑闺蜜放不下的猥琐河童男友

Kevin: 数学竞赛队长

Dad: This is your lunch, okay? Now, I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that.

Mom: You remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you, just in case. Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it. Okay? You ready??

Cady: I think so.

Dad: It's Cady's big day.

*快门声

Cadyvoiceover: I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kid's first day of school. But, you know, this usually happens when the kid is five. I'm 16 and until today, I was home-schooled. I know what you're thinking. "Home-schooled kids are freaks."

Girl: X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P. Xylocarp.

Cadyvoiceover: Or that we're weirdly religious or something.

Boy: And on the third day... God created the Remington bolt-action rifle... so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen.

Boys: Amen..

Cadyvoiceover: But my family's totally normal. Except for the fact that... both my parents are research zoologists... and we've spent the last 12 years in Africa. I had a great life. But then my mom got offered tenure at Northwestern University. So it was goodbye Africa and hello high school.

*大巴疾驰而过，惊叫

Cady: I'm okay. Sorry. I'll be careful.

（ 一阵激扬的音乐*“hey”之后压音效入）

Cadyvoiceover: High school was nothing like I expected. It was chaotic, noisy, and icy. I tried saying hi to people, but I barely got any friendly responses.

*上课铃

Mr.Duvall: Is everything all right in here?

Ms.Norbury: Oh, yeah.

Mr.Duvall: I just wanted to let everyone know... that we have a new student joining us. She just moved here all the way from Africa. Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady? 

Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie.

Mr.Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee... and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact... that my sister named him Anfernee.

Ms.Norbury: Well, welcome, Cady. And thank you, Mr. Duvall.

Mr.Duvall: Okay. Good day, everybody.

*转场 

Cadyvoiceover: The first day of school was a blur. A stressful, surreal blur. I got in trouble for the most random things.

Teacher: Where are you going?

Cady: I have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: You need the lavatory pass.

Cady: Okay. Can I have the lavatory pass?

Teacher: Nice try. Have a seat.

Cadyvoiceover: I had never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me...where they were always yelling at me.

- Don't read ahead!

 - No green pen!

-No food in class!

-Hsgd%&#*$@MW

Cadyvoiceover: I had a lot of friends in Africa. 

Cady: Jumbo!

Girl: What?

Cadyvoiceover: But so far, none in Evanston. None of the Black girls here know the language I picked up in Africa. No one will accept a new transfer like me, so I have to eat lunch alone in the bathroom.

*上课铃

Damian: Is that your natural hair color?

Cady: Yeah.

Damian: It's gorgeous.

Cady: Thank you.

Damian: See, this is the color I want.

Janis: This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.

Cady: Nice to meet you. 

Jason: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?

Janis: (shout)Your mom's chest hair!（转向Cady, 和颜悦色）I'm Janis.

Cady: Hi, I'm Cady. Do you guys know where Room G14 is?

*翻页

Damian: Health, Tuesday/Thursday, Room G 14.

Janis: I think that's in the back building.

Damian:（心领神会） ...Yeah, that's in the back building.

Janis: Yeah, we'll take you there.

Cady: Thanks.

*下课铃

Damian: Watch out, please! New meat coming through!

*关门

Damian: Health. Spanish...You're taking 12th-grade calculus?

Cady: Yeah, I like math.

Damian: Ew. Why?

Cady: Because it's the same in every country.

Damian: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

Cady: Where's the back building?

Janis: It burned down in 1987.

Cady: Won't we get in some sort of trouble for this?

Janis: Why would we get you into trouble? We're your friends.

Cadyvoiceover: I know it's wrong to skip class, but Janis said we were friends. And I was in no position to pass up friends. I guess I'll never know what I missed on that first day of health class.

(速览生理课教学)

Teacher: Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position...don't have sex standing up. Just... don't do it, promise?...Okay, everybody take some rubbers.

 （所以不上也没什么hhhh

Janis: Why didn't they just keep home-schooling you?

Cady: They wanted me to get socialized.

Damian: You'll get socialized, all right. A little slice like you.

Cady: What are you talking about?

Janis: You're a regulation hottie.

Cady: What?

Damian: Own it.

Janis: How do you spell your name again, Cady?

Cady: It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.

Janis: Yeah, I'm gonna call you Cady.

Damian: In the name of all that is holy...will you look at Karen Smith's gym clothes?

Janis: Of course all The Plastics are in the same gym class.

Cady: Who are The Plastics?

（*尽量压 音乐入）

Damian: They're teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian: （压低声音）She asked me how to spell "orange".

Janis: And that little one? That's Gretchen Wieners.

Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

Damian: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets. 

Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem... like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian: She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Janis: Regina George. How do I even begin to explain Regina George?

-Regina George is flawless.

She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

I hear her hair's insured for ten thousand dollars.I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.

Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.

And he told her she was pretty.

One time, she punched me in the face.

It was awesome.

Damian: She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.

Janis: Who cares?

Damian: I care. Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee. And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee...I would say, yeah, I care.

Janis: Wow, Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself. Here. This map is gonna be your guide to North Shore. Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial...because you got everybody there.You got your freshmen...ROTC guys...preps, JV jocks...Asian nerds, cool Asians...varsity jocks...unfriendly black hotties...girls who eat their feelings...girls who don't eat anything...desperate wannabes...burnouts...sexually active band geeks...the greatest people you will ever meet...and the worst. Beware of The Plastics.

*音乐结束

Jason: Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students. Can you answer a few questions?

Cady: Okay. 

Jason: Is your muffin buttered?

Cady: ?? What?

Jason: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Cady: My what?

Regina: Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeez?

Jason: I'm just being friendly.

Gretchen: You were supposed to call me last night.

Regina: Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you wanna have sex with him?

Cady: No, thank you.

Regina: Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.

Jason: Bitch.

*Jason离开

Regina: Wait. Sit down. Seriously, sit down.（ *cady坐下）Why don't I know you?

Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.

Regina: What?

Cady: I used to be home-schooled.

Regina: Wait. What?

Cady: My mom taught me at home...

Regina: No. I know what home-school is. I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up. SHUT. UP.

Cady: I didn't say anything.

Regina: Home-schooled.That's really interesting.

Cady: Thanks.

Regina: But you're, like, really pretty.

Cady: Thank you.

Regina: So you agree.

Cady: What?

Regina: You think you're really pretty.

Cady: I don't know...

Regina:(interupt) Oh, my God, I love your bracelet.Where did you get it?

Cady: My mom made it for me.

Regina: It's adorable.

Gretchen: It's so fetch.

Regina:（不耐烦） What is "fetch"?

Gretchen: Oh, It's, like, slang. From England.

Karen: So if you're from Africa...why are you white?

Gretchen: Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Regina: Could you give us some privacy for, like, one second?

Cady: Yeah, sure.

Janis: （whisper）What are you doing?

*三人窃窃私语

Regina: Okay, you should just know that we don't do this a lot... so this is, like, a really huge deal.

Gretchen: We wanna invite you to have lunch with us...every day for the rest of the week.

Cady: It's okay...

Regina: Coolness.So we'll see you tomorrow.

Karen: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

*转场

Janis:Oh, my God! Okay, you have to do it, okay? And then you have to tell me all of the horrible things that Regina says.

Cady: Regina seems sweet.

Janis:（咬牙切齿） Regina George is not sweet.She's a scum-sucking road whore! She ruined my life!

Damian:She's fabulous, but she's evil.

Cady: Why do you hate her?

Janis: What do you mean?

Cady: Regina. You seem to really hate her.

Janis: Yes. What's your question?

Cady: Well, my question is, why?

Damian: Regina started this rumor that Janis was...

Janis: （打断）Damian! Shall we not?...Now, look. This isn't about hating her, okay? I just think that it would be, like, a fun little experiment if you were to hang out with them and then tell us everything that they say.

Cady: What do we even talk about?

Janis: Hair products.

Damian: Ashton Kutcher.

Cady: Is that a band?

Janis:（打断） Would you just do it? Please?

Cady: Okay, fine. Do you have anything pink?

Damian:Yes.

Janis:No.

Cadyvoiceover: By eighth period, I was so happy to get to math class I mean, I'm good at math. I understand math. Nothing in math class could mess me up.

Aaron: （超绝气泡音）Hey, do you have a pencil I can borrow?

（* 一见钟情的小曲，压音效入）

Cadyvoiceover: I've only had one other crush in my life. His name was Nfume, and we were five. （ *小Cady：nnfa%*&h，小孩哥：js@%ca）It didn't work out. But this one hit me like a big, yellow school bus.

Ms.Norbury: Cady, what do you say?

Cadyvoiceover: He was...

Cady:So cute...I mean, A-sub-N equals N plus one over four.

Ms.Norbury: That's right.（ *黑板写字声同入）That's good. Very good. All right, let's talk about your homework.

*转场

Cadyvoiceover: Having lunch with The Plastics was like leaving the actual world and entering "Girl World". And Girl World had a lot of rules.

Gretchen: You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess... you picked today. Oh, and we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays. Now, if you break any of these rules, you can't sit with us at lunch. Well I mean, not just you. Like, any of us. Okay, like, if I was wearing jeans today... I would be sitting over there with the art freaks.（ *janis和Damian 搞怪）And we always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group. Well I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.

Cady: I wouldn't?

Gretchen: Right. And it's the same with guys. Like... you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

Regina: A hundred and twenty calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?

Gretchen: Forty-eight into 120?

Regina: I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories from fat.

Cady: It's 40 percent. Well, 48 over 120 equals X over 100, and then you cross-multiply and get the value of X.

Regina:Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

*Regina离开

Gretchen: So have you seen any guys that you think are cute yet?

Cady: Well, there's this guy in my calculus class...

Karen: Who is it?

Gretchen: It's a senior?

Cady: His name's Aaron Samuels.

Karen:（倒吸一口冷气）No! Nononono... 

Gretchen:No!...Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels. That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.

Karen: They went out for a year.

Gretchen: Yeah, and then she was devastated when he broke up with her last summer.

Karen: I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman.

Gretchen: Okay, irregardless. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism! Don't worry. I'll never tell Regina what you said. It'll be our little secret.

*music

Ms.Norbury: We define the sum of the infinite geometric series...

Cadyvoiceover: Even though I wasn't allowed to like Aaron, I was still allowed to look at him.And think about him... And... talk to him.

Cady: Hey, Aar...

Kevin: （打断）Hey, you're the Africa girl, right?

Cady:Yeah.

Kevin: I'm Kevin Gnapoor, captain of the North Shore Mathletes. We participate in math challenges against other high schools in the state, and we can get twice as much funding if we've got a girl. So you should think about joining.

Ms.Norbury: Oh, You'd be perfect for it.

Cady: Yeah, definitely.

Kevin: Great. Let me give you my card. Okay, so... think it over. Because we'd like to get jackets.

Cady: Okay.

*music

Cady: Hey!

Regina: Get in, loser. We're going shopping. 

Cadyvoiceover: Regina's like the Barbie doll I never had. I'd never seen anybody so glamorous.

*此处闲聊，语速衔接不用特别快

Karen: So how do you like North Shore?

Cady: It's good. I think I'm joining the Mathletes.

Regina: No!

Gretchen: No.

Karen: You cannot do that. That is social suicide.

Regina: Damn, you are so lucky you have us to guide you.

*转场

Cadyvoiceover: Being at Old Orchard Mall kind of reminded me of being home in Africa. By the watering hole. When the animals are in heat.

*动物世界，落水声

*此处语速衔接快

Gretchen: Oh, my God, there's Jason!

Karen: Where? Oh, there he is.

Gretchen: And he's with Taylor Wedell.

Karen: I heard they're going out.

Regina: Wait. Jason's not going out with Taylor... No. He cannot blow you off like that. He's such a little skeez. Give me your phone.

Gretchen: Wait. You're not gonna call him, right?

Regina: Do you think I'm an idiot?

Gretchen: No.

Regina: Wedell on South Boulevard.

Gretchen: Caller ID.

Regina: Not when you connect from Information.

Mrs.Wedell: （电话音）Hello?

Regina: Hello. May I please speak to Taylor Wedell?

Mrs.Wedell: （电话音）She's not home yet. Who's calling?

Regina: This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. I have her test results. If you can have her give me a call as soon as she can. It's urgent. Thank you.

*挂电话，Mrs.Wedell 倒下

Regina: She's not going out with anyone.

Gretchen: (laugh)Okay, that was so fetch.

  *电话铃

Taylor:Mom?

*转场

Regina: Hey, put on 98.8.

（*吉他响三秒入）

*这一段不用很快

Karen: God, my hips are huge!

Gretchen: Oh, please. I hate my calves.

Regina: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.

Cadyvoiceover: I used to think there was just fat and skinny.Apparently, there's a lot of things that can be wrong on your body.

Gretchen: My hairline is so weird.

Regina: My pores are huge.

Karen: My nail beds suck.

（三人转头看女主,沉默几秒）

Cady:（hesitant） I have really bad breath in the morning.

Gretchen: Ew.

Mrs.George: Hey, you guys. Happy hour is from four to six!

Cady: Thanks. Emm...Is there alcohol in this?

Mrs.George: Oh, God, honey, no. What kind of mother do you think I am? Why? Do you want a little bit? Cause if you're gonna drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

Cady: No, thank you.

Mrs.George:（八卦） Okay. So, you guys, what is the 411? What has everybody been up to? What is the hot gossip? Tell me everything. What are you guys listening to? What's the cool jams?

Regina: Mom. Could you go fix your hair?

Mrs.George: Okay. You girls keep me young. I love you so much.

*抽出书架

*语速衔接快

Karen: Oh, my God, I remember this.

Regina: I haven't looked at that in forever.

Gretchen: Come check it out, Cady. It's our Burn Book. See, we cut out girls' pictures from the yearbook, and then we wrote comments.

*翻页

Gretchen: Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch.

Regina: Still true.

*翻页

Gretchen: Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin.

Regina: Still half true.

*三人哄笑

Karen: Amber D'Alessio. She made out with a hot dog.

*翻页

Gretchen: Janis Ian, dyke.

Karen: Who is that?

Gretchen: I think that's that kid Damian.

Cady: Yeah. He's almost too gay to function.

Regina: Ha! That's funny. Put that in there.

Cadyvoiceover: （混响）Oh, no. Maybe that was only okay when Janis said it.

*转场

Cady: And they have this book, this Burn Book where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.

Janis: What does it say about me?

Cady: （hesitant）You're not in it.

Janis: Those bitches. Cady, you gotta steal that book.

Cady: No way!

Janis: Come on. We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!

Cady: I don't steal.

Janis: Cady...there are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.

Damian: Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit? Oh, my God, that's Ms.Norbury.

Janis: I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Ms.Norbury: Hey, guys, what's up? I didn't know you worked here.

Janis: Yeah, moderately priced soaps are my calling. You shopping?

Ms.Norbury: No, I'm just here with my boyfriend.（尬住两秒）Joking. Sometimes older people make jokes.

Damian: My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.

Ms.Norbury: Your nana and I have that in common. No, actually, I'm just here because I bartend a couple nights a week down at P. J. Calamity's. （几人尬笑）Cady, I hope you do join Mathletes, you know, because we start in a couple weeks and I would love to have a girl on the team, just, you know, so the team could meet a girl.

Cady: I think I'm gonna do it.

Ms.Norbury: Great.

Damian: You can't join Mathletes. It's social suicide.

Ms.Norbury: Thanks, Damian. Well... this has been sufficiently awkward. And I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Cady: Bye.

Ms.Norbury: Bye.

Janis: Oh, man, that is bleak. So when are you gonna see Regina again?

Cady: I can't spy on her anymore. It's weird.

Janis: Come on, she's never gonna find out. It'll be like our little secret.

(三人通话来喽)

*转场，电话铃，接电话

Cady: Hello?

Regina: I know your secret.

Cadyvoiceover: （混响）Oh, God, busted. Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool. 

Cady: Secret? What are you saying about?

Regina: Gretchen told me that you like Aaron Samuels. I mean, I don't care, do whatever you want. But let me just tell you something about Aaron. All he cares about is school and his mom and his friends.

Cady: Is that bad?

Regina: But if you like him... Whatever. I mean... I could talk to him for you if you want.

Cady: Really? You would do that? I mean, nothing embarrassing, though, right?

Regina: Oh, no, trust me. I know exactly how to play it. But wait. Aren't you so mad at Gretchen for telling me?

Cady: No.

Regina: Because if you are, you can tell me. It was a really bitchy thing for her to do.

Cady: Yeah, it was pretty bitchy, but I'm not mad. I mean, I guess she just likes the attention.

Regina: See, Gretch? I told you she's not mad at you.

Gretchen: I can't believe you think I like attention!

Regina: Okay, love you. See you tomorrow.（*挂电话）

Cadyvoiceover: I had survived my first three-way calling attack. And with Regina's blessing, I started talking to Aaron more and more. On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

Cady: It's October 3rd.

Cadyvoiceover:Two weeks later, we spoke again.

Aaron: It's raining.

Cady: Yeah.

Cadyvoiceover: But I wanted things to move faster. So I followed my instincts.

（*一个敢教，一个敢听名场面

Cady: Hey, I'm totally lost. Can you help me?

Cadyvoiceover: But I wasn't lost.

Aaron: Yeah.

Cadyvoiceover: I knew exactly what Ms.Norbury was talking about.

Aaron: It's a factorial, so you multiply each one by N.

Cadyvoiceover: Wrong.

Cady: Is that the summation?

Aaron: Yeah, they're the same thing.

Cadyvoiceover: Wrong. He was so wrong.

Cady: Thanks. I get it now.

*下课铃

Teacher: Lights, please. Okay. See you guys tomorrow.

Aaron: We're having a Halloween party at my friend Chris' tonight. You wanna come?

Cady: Yeah, sure.

Aaron: Great. Here's where it is. It's a costume party. People get pretty into it.

Cady: Okay.

Aaron: That flyer admits one person only, so don't bring some other guy with you.

Cady: Grool... I meant to say "cool" and then I started to say "great".

Aaron: Right. Well... grool. See you tonight.

Kevin: Hey, Africa. You staying for the Mathletes meeting?

Cady: Yeah, I'll be right back.

Cadyvoiceover: Okay, I lied. But I had to go home and work on my costume. In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.

Gretchen：What are you?

Karen:I'm a mouse,da.

Cadyvoiceover:  Unfortunately, no one told me about the slut rule. So I showed up like this.

Cady: Hey!

*打翻饮料

Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?

Aaron: Hey!

Cady: Hey.

Aaron: You made it. And you are... a zombie bride.

Cady: An "ex-wife".

Aaron: Love it. Can I get you something to drink?

Cady: Yeah.

Aaron: Be right back.

Cady: Thanks.

*转场

Regina: Hey.

Aaron: Oh, no. Didn't anybody tell you? You were supposed to wear a costume.

Regina: Shut up. I need to talk to you. You know that girl Cady?

Aaron: Yeah, she's cool.I invited her tonight.

Regina: Well, be careful because she has a huge crush on you.

Aaron:（嘴角上扬一个像素点）Really? How do you know?

Regina:（急了）Because she told me. She tells everybody. It's kind of cute, actually. She's like a little girl. She, like, writes all over her notebook, "Mrs. Aaron Samuels." And she made this T-shirt that says "I heart Aaron" and she wears it under all her clothes.

Aaron: Oh, Come on.

Regina: Well, who can blame her? I mean, you're gorgeous. And okay, look, I'm not saying she's a stalker, but she saved this Kleenex you used and she said she's gonna do some kind of African voodoo with it to make you like her.

Aaron: What?

Cadyvoiceover:（混响） This was it. Regina said she would talk to Aaron for me, and now she was.

Regina: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her.

Aaron: Of course I'm not gonna make fun of her.

Cadyvoiceover: How could Janis hate Regina? She was such a good...

*Regina吻上Aaron

Cadyvoiceover: Slut!

*两人分开

Aaron: What are you doing? You broke up with me.

Regina: That's crazy. Why would I break up with you? You're so hot.

*随机吓晕一个路人

That's a scary mask, bro.

Cadyvoiceover:（伤心欲绝） I had never felt this feeling before. I could tear my heartbeat in my ears. My stomach felt like it was going to fall out my butt. I had this lump in my throat like after you dry-swallow a big pill. I hated Regina. I hated her!

*依然彩蛋时间

*谢谢你们玩我的本(*๓´╰╯`๓)♡🎃