混世闲喵 Lackadaisy 小短剧 英文
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角色: 9男3女 字数: 2335
作者:成都五冶精神科副主任
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@聪宝宝👾 猫猫家族全猫本正式启动!大家都来找聪宝宝玩呀~
普本架空奇想剧场多普燃本友情英语动漫
角色
Rocky
Rocky Rickaby满脑子都是天才才能想出来的馊主意。
Ivy
Ivy pepper,她是莱卡迪西酒吧的爵士宝贝公主,甜美又阳光……那是经过精心计算的甜美,还有爱撒些小谎的阳光。
Freckle
Calvin Mcmurray 有责任心的乖小子,也是Rocky的忠实助手。
Serafine
Serafine Savoy人狠话不多,大姐大
Nicodeme
Nicodeme Savoy 喵喵喵,大姐大的搭档
Mordecai
没错我就是黑猫警长
Mitzi-May
Mitzi-May
Horatio
Horatio Bruno 看大门的喵
Zib
Dorian Zibowski
Wick
Wick sable
Viktor
酒保,一只凶狠的大脑斧
Asa
幕后老板-Asa sweet
正文

Rocky: 疯小猫。

Ivy: 爵士公主小猫。

Freckle: 乖小猫。

Serafine:大姐大。

Nicodeme:大姐的搭档。

Mordecai: 黑猫警长。

Rocky: Your umber whiskey waters lends the prideful silver sovereignty a faulty haloed Temperance and wilt herself sure countenance. Yes, righteousness is vanity, but sports for MPs, not elderly. So if there's a name for migrant mass of veteran frivolity, it snakes through seas of prairie grass and grows of summer sassafras, a name that flows his roguishly as wild waters, fast and free. It's your.​ True name:

Rocky:Mississippi~

Ivy: Ahem. (Melpdramatic)It's abundantly clear! you forgot us down here.

Rocky:Encore? Uh~ no. Encora?

Ivy: Please, no, no, That's plenty.

Freckle: We're fine.

Rocky: Eh, Should I, a d-dance? Extra stances? There's more where that came from.

Freckle: Please don't ruin musical theater for Everyone.

Ivy: I'm not sure lookouts are supposed to make such a ruckus anyway. Why don't you come down here and grab a shovel?​

Rocky: Alas~ Miss Pepper, I was cursed, cursed with these spaghetti arms! So I do what I can. Provide the a~~~ 没站稳从桥边坠落下来,草丛中滑落停止后接

Rocky: I provide the ambiance. Babyface provides the muscle. Look at him digging his way to muttered a little goat getter. Now~ how about a little Rhapsody in G minor for company?

Ivy: Fine. If you're not gonna help us work, you're gonna have to double at the dirt rag.

Freckle: Rocky, I think I find~

Ivy: Is that it?​

Rocky: Well, if it isn't, we'll have some awkward explaining to do the family of, uh. (struggling to read)herman hapfamschfeel?

Ivy: What was that?

Freckle: Did you hear someting?

Rocky: it's all these unresting spirits. We're trespassing on their turf. this. (over-the-top lrish accent) But there's naught ye can do about it, devils ye feisty devils!

Freckle: I wish my mom was here.

Rocky: What? Blasphemy that force in nature, she'd stop us dead.

Freckle: I know.​

Rocky: Oh, freckle, don't tell me you aren't having a good time showing up your shoveling skills for hatsy Tutsi over here.

桥上火车轰鸣

Rocky: (laughing) begorra! For a moment there, I thought it was your mom.​

Freckle: This is why you don't go rilin' up spirits... And digging up graves and sacrilegin' and...

Rocky: Settle down, cousin. The spirits are all bottled up. Hundred years past, Burke and here were up to much worse and things turned out just fine for them.

Freckle: d-didn't they ge-ang'em?

Rocky: Details~ freckle. Details.

Ivy: Now show me your crowbar skills.​

凯文开木箱酒瓶碰撞声音

Rocky: Ah! Liquid gold! Dionysian delight! Better still, Canadian whisky and deliver.​

哼小曲+酒瓶碰撞音

Freckle: I think we should hurry.

Ivy: I'll start the car.

Rocky: Uh. leave the Headlamps off. Be too careful.

Ivy: Right. We've been so discrete up until now.

酒瓶滚落声音

Rocky: No, don't let that get away. Sam can't spare a drop duration. There's that spotlight when we need it, Miss Pepper? Well now the spirits are afoot.

Freckle: Hold on! i got it! i got it!

Rocky:That is my foot. That's not what I meant.

Freckle: Well, I Can't see.

Rocky:There it is.

争吵不休

Ivy: Ah!

汽车发动

Rocky:Excuse me!​

枪声笑声

Nicodeme:Look like we got some live once tonight.

Serafine:Yeah, c'est bon. The chase is the best part.​

枪声不停

Ivy: Get in! Get in! Get in!

上车后酒瓶碰撞枪声结束入

Mordecai: Let's not prolong. This is a trifling matter. We have other business to tend to. Nicodeme:Yeah, but none of it near as fun as this gon'be.

Serafine:Mu! Can't let the competition go unchecked. Even a little vermin. They got a way of festering. Allons!​

汽车加速

Rocky: Where'd you learn to drive like that?

Ivy: I didn't

陷入泥泞停车

Rocky: Didn't?

Ivy:learn to drive!

Rocky: Well, You're so bad at it. You've confounded the enemy. Nicely done.

汽车鸣笛,继续飙车

Freckle: Keep compounding!Keep compounding!

汽车关门声

Rocky: Now we need a performance from you, Torpedo Boy.​

翻到冲锋枪 ha!

Freckle: No, no, no!

Rocky: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Freckle: No, no!

Rocky: Don't be modest!

Rocky将冲锋枪交给雀斑,雀斑瞬间进入癫狂状态

Rocky: Play us a symphony.

车窗玻璃被打破,狂笑声

Rocky: no!

Rocky为了掩护后备箱被挂在车外成旗帜状🚩

Ivy: What's going on back there?

Serafine:All right. What the……

Nicodeme:I guess this one is the bait.

汽车挂挡

Rocky: Oh no stay with me!

雀斑发疯扫射后车,Nicodeme&Serafine笑声过后

Nicodeme:I think I swallowed a bug.

Serafine:You got a big fat bebette for dinner? no fair.

Nicodeme:Naw. just more glass.

笑声

Mordecai:Profoundly unprofessional.

Nicodeme:Well, they got more firepower than I expected.But you want to take over driving back there?

Mordecai:No. Especially now that you have alleviated us of our windshield.

Serafine:Oh, you don't like how we play? How about you stop spectating and throw in, cher? Or do we have to worry about you getting, sentimental about old times?

汽车呼啸+笑声

Ivy: Now what? Now what?

Rocky: Brakes!

Freckle继续发疯扫射

Rocky:Turn here! make a left! Let's turn.Sinister!

Ivy: Let's pull apart.

Ivy:Port! There's no left here!

Rocky: Use your imagination, miss papper!

Ivy: Dang it! Rocky! I can't steer!

枪声响起,汽车撞到障碍停车,Rocky: hahahahahaha~关门

Ivy: Oh, is it playtime now? Do you think we're safe?

Freckle:Sorry, I didn't mean to.It's just that, there's a hot fire. a burning hot fire in a burning hot fire in the eh c-engine compartment.

咳嗽

Ivy: The Radiator!

灯光亮起三声后

Rocky: Oh, the world is full of magic things. I just need a ticket to ride.Step right up.

广播:Step right up! ……烟花音效后

Ivy: Well, I'm nearly out of sleeves and ideas. The engine is still too hot! I don't even know if this……(快速衔接)

Freckle:You said there was a pistol in here somewhere?

Ivy: There's always one wedged in the seat.

Ivy: Well, I guess that's a gun.

枪声持续,直接入

Freckle: AAh!

Freckle:I'll drop them away. You start the car, please.

枪声继续,直接如

Mordecai: This is going to take longer if you scatter them.

Serafine: What happened to you that made you hate fun?

一声枪响~biu~

Mordecai: [SSighs]I'll take care of that. Disable the vehicle.

尝试发动汽车

Ivy: Raspberries!(小猫咪不爆粗)

枪声,开门声

Nicodeme:Hi.

Ivy: Ah!

枪声

Freckle: NONONONO!

爆炸+Rocky: hahahaha

Nicodeme: What the hell is this?

Serafine: Child, that's eleven kinds of stupid!

Rocky: The sudden circus come to town![爆炸]The behemoth and the top-hat clow[爆炸]. Come gather, gather all around. See them rain their fires down!

[boooom!Maniacal laughter]

Serafine: Serafine!

[boooom!Coughs]

Ivy: What' happening?

[Maniacal laughter]

Rocky: Ahh! you can brandish up your whip and chain![爆炸]But the circus train's a blazin' tear!

[Explosion!]

Rocky: Said the cloud with dairy air:"We'll make our three rings anywhere"

[爆炸]

Freckle: Rocky!

Ivy: Come on, mudbug! Ohhh. we got to skedaddle!

Rocky: Oh, are my eyebrows still on?

Ivy: Uhh~yep.

Rocky: Aces here Freckle. I got you a souvenir whoa.

Rocky: You're supposed to light it first.

[laughter]

Serafine: Nico![Coughs]borther of mine, help me up.

Nicodeme: Cher, you look disappointed.

三、回到酒馆片段

风吹木板摩擦声音

Mitzi-May: "And though scrutinized and scandalized and troubled in the end by depleted finances" Hm, familiar story. "Miss. Duncan leaves behind, moreover. A legacy of consummate artistry and bold innovation" done in by a scarf. The comic end that makes the tragedy, doesn't it?

Mitzi-May: Speaking of tragedy, we got an old supplier back. The funeral home.Still, it's not the same without you, and that feeling that all of this was ours.[Sighs]Used to be we could drive a whole convoy of trucks in. [汽车驶过音效后]Now we're just digging for scraps.

Mitzi-May: Well, however, I'm becoming Atlas. That's my cue. Meet you downstairs.

音乐-开门入

Horatio: Miss M.

Mitzi-May: Horatio. The door, sweetheart.

Horatio: Oh right.

开门音效(进入酒馆吧台入座)

Mitzi-May:[Sighs]

Wick: Oh, how's the weather, madam? Ah, Right. Be difficult business of, uh business.

Mitzi-May: You could certainly be of some help.

Wick: Except I'm supposed to be a pillar of the community. Baron of the industry, upstanding citizen, you know?[laughs]

(他低头看着私酿酒)

Zib:He said, bent over his illicit beverage.

Wick: Oh thank goodness. I wasn't sure you were alive.

Mitzi-May: Zib! shouldn't you be up on stage playing?

Zib: Pft, for who? That guy? How about you, Wick? Shall I serenade you personally?

Wick: Uhh, Once I've had a few more illicit beverages, Perhaps.

Mitzi-May: I suppose I could use one of those too, Victor?

玻璃杯擦拭音效结束入

Mitzi-May: Victor, I know it's an adjustment, but the bartender's got to look like someone the patronage can tell their troubles to.

玻璃杯被擦破打碎

Mitzi-May: More of a confidant, less of a coroner. Try smiling, honey.

[Victor低吼]

Mitzi-May: [Sighs] We'll work on it.

[Rocky: bum bada bum bada(碰撞声)]

Rocky: Hello we made it, everyone!

Ivy: I drove the car!

Freckle: Excited about the carpet...

[悲伤的长号音效]

Zib: J.J!

Rocky: Sorry.

Mitzi-May: Well, look what the Mississippi spat up.

Rocky: Miss m, you seem, uh...... surprised.

Mitzi-May: Rocky sweetie. You are nothing if not an exhausting. Incomprehensible...

[软木塞拔出]

Mitzi-May: ...Surprise.

Rocky: Thank you!

Mitzi-May: This was supposed to be the real McCoy. Let's see if that's the surprise.

[倒酒,吨吨吨]

Mitzi-May: Well, it'll certainly start your engine.

Zib: Which is to say,[clears throat] It beats radiator fluid.

Wick: What's that aftertaste? Hm, crisp, full-bodied,um reminiscent of oakwood, coffin varnish!

Viktor: Yeah, we can call it, eh "Sunset Rose Cocktail".

Ivy: "Sunset Rose Cocktail"? that sounds good!

[低吼]

Ivy: You have no idea what I went through to get this.

Viktor: I have a very good an idea.

[Ivy拿杯子吨吨吨,噗~]

Ivy: Mmm! sophisticated flavor.

[杯子递给Freckle,发出猫颤音]

Rocky: So~ Not bad then?

[大家含糊其辞]

Mitzi-May: Better than getting shot. Still, is this all we got for our money, honey? you look like you took a bath in the rest.

Rocky: Well, I could probably wring some more out of my coat for you. There was a minor incident… incidences.

Mitzi-May: [sihgs]The likes of what?

Rocky: Oh, just some spent ammo and desecrated graves.

Ivy: Fractured signage, minor flooding. Lots of structural damage.

Rocky: Uh, we may have fomented a deadly rivalry on the way, too. But dynamite and heavy machinery are marvelous problem solvers, Eh, old sport.

Wick: [sputters]Dynamite. What dynamite?

Rocky: And the car is fine. I fixed it.

[即将散架的汽车boom~坍塌音效]

Rocky: Also, you'll be happy to know my violin came through unscathed.

[琴弦断裂,噔~]

Mitzi-May: I know you did your best, honey, but we can't keep running ourselves ragged and into the red to bring a meager. Oh, what I mean is [音乐声音渐强]I don't see how this…

[音乐太吵了,众人:J.J!]

Mitzi-May: You know what? I'm glad you and your violin are back, honey. We could all use some music about now. I mean, besides JJ.

Zib: All right, all right, come on, kid. What do you say we lighten the mood?

Wick: Uh, about dynamite.... and the machinery? Can you elaborate?

Rocky: Mister Sable.

Wick: Eh, right, cheers.

Ivy: Come on, you owe me a dance.

Freckle: I do?

Ivy: Yes. I decided.You know, the Charleston?

Freckle: No.

Ivy: The Lindy Hop?

Freckle: No.

Ivy: The roundabout? the Jingle jangle? Hoopty noodle.

Freckle: I have a head.

Ivy: I'll show you.

四、Mordecai 打电话片段

Marabel(前台)Hotel manager's office.

Mordecai: Connect me to Mister Sweet, please. Rather unfortunately, we were sidetracked.The vehicle has been disabled and, on the whole, the evening has not gone according to plan.

Asa: Let me see if I have this right.Ruthless, infamous hazard man Mordecai Heller is calling me to ask for a ride?

Mordecai: Yes.

[大笑结束后]

Mordecai: However, Mr sweet. it seems~

Asa: wha-what am i, your dad?[laughs]

Mordecai: It seems we have a more considerable problem at hand.

Asa: What? Someone mussed your hair? You got some dirt on you.[laughs]

Mordecai: As a matter of fact, yes. But more to the point: one of our suppliers appears to be double-dealing, To stragglers from Lackadaisy of all things. They're clumsy and likely to draw attention with the feds in town.

Asa: Yeah, that's a real liability. And I can only stave off so much heat from the higher-ups before this whole city starts smoldering.Oh, those dragons.

Mordecai: Having given it some thought, it does appear to warrant our attention.

Asa: Right then. Time to tie up some loose ends.

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